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So then - this page only exists so that I can upload manipulated photographs to the interweb, and then bother other people with them. But wait, I can practise the dark arts of HTML. And the beautiful lilac arts. Great!
Growler - A History
Actually, it's a pseudonym. A growler - to me - suggests an implied, seething threat on the part of a deadly beast(see image to right). Also it is a smuttish nickname for a ladies part, but I'm not hosting a picture of that - 50megs wouldn't like it, the puffs.
"Interestingly", the full Nom de Plume is Theo Growler. This is because I have a fake e-mail address on Yahoo!, and they insist on everyone having a first name. They were not happy with my initial suggestion of The Growler. The evolution from this point should be clear, but for the slow of thought, the secret is hidden here, just click and drag: I added a letter "O" to the word "the", you fucking retard.
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That picture is the best I could do
Do an image search for growlers on Google, you don't get pictures of animals or even fannies, but a) what appears to be the inside of a submarine b) some bottles of growler-flavoured (possibly) beer c) some guitars that their owners have called "Growler" and most amusingly d) another person on the internet who has called themselves Growler. In fact, I'm going to do my darndest to put that very picture up right here.(Additional note: it didn't work).
Fuck this I'm off to bed
This cack was written in one sleepy sitting, and hopefully reflects nothing more than an exercise in space-filling. Something funny may occur here at some stage - just rest assured that this isn't it.
Here I am!
That's more like a growler
Growl growl growl. Thanks for dropping by!.
(added later) Look, I would be quite interested to know if ayone ever a) finds their way out to this neck of the cyberwoods b) makes it down to the bottom of this - admittedly not wholly entertaining - page and c) could ever be arsed to write to the stranger responsible ... if so here's my address! You loon.
cherchezlagrowler@yahoo.co.uk
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